I'm Alan, eh?

I apologize in advance if this blog makes you yawn or puts you to sleep. I’m just not that exciting and I’ve never considered myself a terribly creative person so this is mostly for my own amusement. I haven’t taken an English class in years, so you’ll have to forgive me if I end a sentence with a preposition or commit some other grammatical crime. There it is then - consider these the slightly more interesting bits of the random droppings of my life and take them or leave them.